Regrettable Rides: The Halloween Boat

Usually one sees boats in lakes, ponds, rivers, harbours, estuaries. Maybe even inlets or creeks. But for a boat to be found inverted on a lawn and stewn with pumpkins is surprising, and probably insulting to the unfortunate watercraft. What's more, this boat is bright orange with black gunwales. It just needs a cheap plastic skeleton and we're all set for the end of October.

Bonus: The Choco-Truck

This monstrosity was parked beside the Halloween truck. In case you can't tell from the picture, the thing is precisely the colour of chocolate. Rich, dark chocolate, to be precise. Which fine, if you want to drive a vehicle that resembles a Ritter Sport bar.