Celebrity Quotes

Most celebrities like to talk, and when you're famous, there's always a microphone around. But even though that's the perfect platform to shout out something profound and inspiring to the world, if it's not on a script, that's just not happening. So, we bring you the following celebrity quotes. Some may inspire you, some you might find profound, but most are just plain funny.

"I think capital punishment is great. Every killer you kill never kills again." — Bill Mahar

"Beyond its entertainment value, "Baywatch" has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such a significance for so many." — David Hasselhoff

"Johnny Depp is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian." — Penelope Cruz

"I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly." — Sarah Jessica Parker

"I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack." — Russell Crowe

"I could take Sean Connery in a fight. . . I could definitely take him." — Harrison Ford

"I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?" — Matt LeBlanc

"In college I castrated 21 rats, I got pretty good at it." — Lisa Kudrow

"Remember — you can't beam through a force-field. So, don't try it." — William Shatner

"We covered "Hey Jude." My father panicked, misunderstanding the lyrics and thinking our lead singer was belting out "Hey Jew" to a roomful of Holocaust survivors." — Ben Stiller

"I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it — I love frogs." — Cameron Diaz

"I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do." — Salma Hayek

"I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him." — Sean Connery

"I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on." — George Clooney

"Elves are cool, man." — Orlando Bloom

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." — John Cleese

"I am obsessed with ice cubes. Obsessed!" — Drew Barrymore

"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet." — Angelina Jolie

"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." — Clint Eastwood

"I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad." — Julia Roberts

"I wanna be Miss America." — Dr. Phil

"I see my face in the mirror and go 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'" — Drew Carey