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I'm featuring a sort of two-for-one theme this month. I'm not going to
say specifically what it is, I think it will become apparent as you read
on. Oh, I've changed my mind, and there will be a Practical Joke of the
month, at least for now. There won't be a poll this month, I didn't think
of a good topic.
Song of the Month: I never was a fan of Pink Floyd
growing up, but in recent years I've started to get somewhat into their
music. Choosing one particular song to feature isn't easy, but I'm going
to go with the song that you are least likely to ever hear during the
warm up before a basketball game, "Comfortably Numb."
Slow and moody, this is one song that fits its title perfectly.
Album of the Month: Following the song of the month
above, I'm
featuring a Pink Floyd album, specifically the brilliant concept
album Dark Side of the Moon. Hardly anyone does concept
albums these days, but in the late 60s they started to become popular,
and the trend lasted well into the 70s. This is easily one of most successful
concept albums ever produced by any band, and also one of the best selling.
It spent 741 weeks on the Billboard album chart, which is more than 14
years.
Fun Fact of the Month: Dark Side of the Moon syncs
up perfectly with The Wizard of Oz. The music fits the movie to
a T (whatever that means, I've never understood that expression). It's
hard to explain it, but the music works. Bells ring on the album when
it fits with the movie. When Dorothy is on her way home the lyrics are
"home, home again." To sync it up properly, start your CD when
the MGM lion roars for the third time. If done right the first chord of
"Breathe" should sound at the same time "Produced by Mervyn
LeRoy" is displayed on the screen.
Fun Link of the Month: To go along with the Fun Fact
above, here's
a page that details some of the points where Dark Side of the Moon
syncs up precisely with The Wizard of Oz.
Useful Link of the Month: Now here's a handy site.
If you have a hard time remembering what WHIMIS or IMWTK stand for Acronymfinder.com
is where to find out. It lists every common acronym, and a lot of uncommon
ones. I haven't been able to beat it yet, and considering how many weird
acronyms I've been known to use, that's impressive.
Quote of the Month: "Some people without brains
do an awful lot of talking." — The Scarecrow in The Wizard
of Oz.
Prank of the Month: The best practical jokes shouldn't
cause any serious permanent damage and don't require too much effort to
pull of. That said, here's one of the simplest little pranks I've ever
thought of (and I do mean thought of, this one is original to me). If
you have a coworker who always parks in the exact same spot in the lot
(although not if the spots are assigned, that would be too obvious), get
your hands on his keys and make a copy of his car key. If he leaves his
keys in his desk or his jacket it shouldn't be too hard to get your hands
on 'em and get them back without being noticed. Now you move the car.
Not very much, mind you, just a few spaces over. If the victim always
backs or drives into the spot, reverse it. Be sure not to adjust the seat
or the mirrors, that would give it away. Keep doing it every chance you
get. This should serious mess with the target's mind.
Joke of the Month: This doesn't even come close to
working with the theme, but I like it away.
A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says "Make me one with
everything."
The vendor nods and loads up a felting with everything, then hands to
the Zen master and says "That'll be $2.95."
The Zen master gives him a $20, which the hot-dog guy promptly pockets.
After a moment, the Zen master says "You have forgotten my change.
The hot-dog vendor replies "Change must come from within."
DVD of the Month: "We're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Oz." Were you expecting something else? This
superb movie has aged better than anyone ever expected when it was first
released in 1939. The story is familiar to all, and now you can own The
Wizard of Oz on DVD with a variety of nice extra features, including
deleted scenes and interviews with several of the stars (not Judy Garland,
though).
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