Absurdity in Signage: It's All About the Breakfast

Are you familiar with the term feature creep? Usually applied to technology, typically software, which offers far more features than are really required. This often leads to problems, since adding features can be expensive and of course leads to more potential things to go wrong. Well, here we have an example of feature creep at a hotel. The problem? Insufficient sign space. Either that, or they're promoting just plain non-sensical features. The last time I had breakfast, in fact every time I've ever had breakfast, at home or elsewhere, it was wireless. And as for a Con breakfast, I assume it's short for continental, unless of course Canada's Best Value Inn & Suites is offering breakfast with Wes the Cat.