Regrettable Rides: Which Way to the Carwash?

Vehicles get dirty. Inside and out, it takes some effort to maintain a clean automobile. However, it also takes effort to do this. While standing outside of Starbucks, I turned around and saw a jeep covered in so much dirt that I defy anyone to tell me the actual colour of the jeep underneath. I just hope that they opened the rear hatch after they took that shortcut through the swamp, or across the barnyard, or took that wrong way into the construction zone.

I'm a little confused, though. How can you get so much mud on the hood, the doors, even the roof , and still have relatively clean looking tires? Now that takes effort.