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Due to popular demand, we started a Prank of the Month feature
as part of Stuff of the Month in October, 2001. Here are the collected
monthly pranks for 2001.
Disclaimer: Some of these practical jokes could get you
into a considerable amount of trouble if you get caught, so don't get
caught. If you do, don't say that we told you to do it. Dontmindme.com
accepts no responsibility for anything you do. We're just giving you the
directions.
December 2001: I had a terrible time coming
up with a good Christmas related prank. I have some good post-Christmas
ones, but nothing great for Christmas itself. So I'm putting up a new
Practical Jokes feature instead.
And here's a not so great seasonal prank. When the victim is away from
home for at least an hour or two, pull down the outside Christmas lights
and get unto his roof and spell out something. "Loser" strikes
me as a good, easily spelled choice. It helps if there's some snow on
the roof so the lights won't be visible until turned on. A few obvious
points on this, do it during the day time when the lights will be off,
and hopefully there won't be any neighbours home to call the police on
you. And you'll want at least two people to pull this one off, and a ladder.
November 2001: Everyone is familiar with
caulk, right? Specifically the expanding stuff, such as Mono Foam. This
is the stuff that expands to fill cracks and crevices. There are so many
possibilities with this stuff. Mailboxes come to mind. Gun the stuff into
your victim's mailbox at night, and by the morning there will be a big
block of foam in there that won't come out easily. If you use enough foam
and the mailbox isn't strong enough, the mailbox could slowly explode
leaving a big block of foam in its place. That's only one possibility
for this fun, fun material. You could also use it on a small trashcan
(I'm thinking one of those step-open ones) to great effect.
October 2001: The best practical jokes
shouldn't cause any serious permanent damage and don't require too much
effort to pull of. That said, here's one of the simplest little pranks
I've ever thought of (and I do mean thought of, this one is original to
me). If you have a coworker who always parks in the exact same spot in
the lot (although not if the spots are assigned, that would be too obvious),
get your hands on his keys and make a copy of his car key. If he leaves
his keys in his desk or his jacket it shouldn't be too hard to get your
hands on 'em and get them back without being noticed. Now you move the
car. Not very much, mind you, just a few spaces over. If the victim always
backs or drives into the spot, reverse it. Be sure not to adjust the seat
or the mirrors, that would give it away. Keep doing it every chance you
get. This should seriously mess with the target's mind.
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