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Now death is rarely a funny thing, but, sometimes there's that odd person who just seems to greet it by stumbling, possibly swearing, and falling into it. So, for those who like to laugh in the face of danger and impending doom, or for those who are too stupid to see it coming, here's a little collection of Last Words.
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I wonder where the mama bear is?
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Yes, of course I shut off the main power before I started fixing this light.
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Baby pythons are harmless, see. . .
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I bet I can pimp-out the lawnmower.
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Helmets are for wimps!
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It's a do-it-yourself chainsaw kit, I got it on Ebay.
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No, I won't give you my wallet, and it's extremely rude of you to ask!
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Oh, look at the cute badgers running to see us!
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Look at this hard, green ball I found in the field. . . I wonder what this pin does?
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I think we just hit an iceberg.
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Sorry, what were your names? Horsemen of the Apoco-what?
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Was that jar of anthrax sitting next to the salt the entire meal?
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Oh, you're Jack Bauer? I'm your new partner!
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Excuse me Mr. President, I just found this note to you signed "All my love, Bob". . . Who's Bob?
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Oh, it's nothing — just a monkey bite.
- Hey, if it was dangerous, the sign wouldn't have said DE-militarized zone.
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