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Here at Dontmindme.com, we don't like leaving people out. So here is
a collection of Valentine's Day poems for every demographic we could think
of. Enjoy.
For the Farmer
Pigs are pink and
Chickens are white
Have bacon and eggs for breakfast
And start Valentines off right!
For the Computer Geek
Your hardware is nice,
Your sofware is great
So email me your ip address,
We'll have a cyber date.
For the Redneck
Git yer boots off my porch
Take me shotgun off de rack
So I can rob de bank
And git yer Valentine's gift back.
For the Fisherman
Lobsters are green,
But cooked they turn red,
Come on down to the wharf
I'll cook up some fish heads.
For the lawyer
I can argue all day
my schedule's kinda tight
we'll arrange a mutual meeting,
here's the contract — sign on the right.
For the nurse
Nurse shoes are white,
And hospital gowns are blue
Can you treat my bruises--
'Cause I'm falling for you.
From the President
The oval office is oval
The White House is, um, white
I shouldn't write my own poems,
I can't get anything right!
From the teacher
Please mind your manners
Sit still on your chair
Stop eating the paste
Before I pull out my hair.
From Jack Bauer (of 24)
I can drive really fast
And just for a treat,
I'll shoot all your enemies
'Cause I'm packing heat.
To Postal Workers
My mailbox is red
Evelopes are white
Watch out for the Rottweiler
He's behind you, and bites.
To the Crocodile Hunter
Crocodiles are green,
water is blue,
I've got both of my hands,
how about you?
From the Car Salesman
Hey can I help you?
You need some nice wheels?
How about a date with me
to sweeten the deal?
To the Dentist
You pulled out my tooth
While I shouted in your ear
You asked for a date
Sure. . . see you next year.
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